BlueMonday1984's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[Intelligent News Network Theme]

Intelligent News: Fair And Balanced(tm)

Impressively cheesy and overwrought, fitting for a parody news station. Part of me says you snuck some Morse code into this.

ZaneLittle responds:

There is indeed Morse in there! It was supposed to be saying SOS on repeat, but I just realized that I spelled SMS- or the number 3 on repeat. Oops

[I Won't Do Intravenous Drugs]

Another solid novelty banger - its hilarious hearing the ways the singer's willing to fuck up their body all whilst refusing to shoot up. Excellent juxtaposition.

[I Stalk My Exes (On the Internet)]

The straightforward guitar sound pairs quite well with the pitch-black lyrics.

Lyrics are pretty damn impressive. You did a good job showing how deeply fucked in the head the singer is, and the second half did a damn good job driving home how utterly in denial he is that he's doing anything wrong.

[This Song Sounds Terrible]

My only complaint is you missed an opportunity to mention Epstein Island - otherwise, the comically accusatory lyrics and the simple, stripped-down guitar sound makes for a damn good novelty song.

[stop taking pictures of me]

This doesn't sound like music, this sounds like a recording made from the depths of Hell.
The music box jingle at the end sent shivers down my fuckin' spine.

DrunkGecko responds:

thank you <3

[No Caller ID]

Simple, but pretty damn spooky - kinda sounds like an opening theme for a slasher movie.

[Elder-Rain Cafe // Silk Wrapped Mothberry]

Extremely cute-sounding remix. I could listen to this all day.

Tyhond responds:

Thank you! ^v^

[cum in my jorts - Full EP]

Strange as all hell loop here - I can't quite describe the feeling it gives me beyond "confusion and discomfort".

Zebitus responds:

I'm glad my joke post could display at least some range of emotion

[Now Entering the Shrimp Nexus (03/23/2022)]

A solidly made sea shanty-sounding song for a shrimply superb operating system.

Seriously, though, this might as well be ShrimpOS's official theme.

Magibauble responds:

aww im glad u likey

[Aquacea Depth OST // Until I Find Safety]

Slow, and sorta foreboding, like you're searching for civilisation in a wasteland.

Tyhond responds:

Thank you! :)