BlueMonday1984's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Tatiana being quirky]

tatiana is a silly bean and I love her

Also Jesus Marcus, I'd be more pissed at that guy if the man's tirade didn't remind me of LowTierGod

PlagaLurks responds:

LTG has some of the funniest tirades

[Crunchy Cores Vintage Commercial]

You've got the retro animation style down pat, and a solidly dark set of robot jokes in this.
The Adeptus Mechanicus approves.

[Missing.]

A strong mixture of melancholy and nostalgia pervades this short - feels like everyone Doog knows is disappearing.

[The Condiment King]

CONDIMENT KING YOU VILLAINOUS BASTARD

A pretty solid Batman parody, with a surprisingly lethal twist. Condiment King's VA definitely relished in playing the role.

[Eat the Rich - THAT Cat]

A pitch-perfect and pitch black DuckTales parody, featuring a very literal take on "eat the rich".

(Sidenote: There's pretty much zero way we're seeing a "benevolent rich guy" character like Scrooge McDuck turn up on the airwaves (barring those grandfathered in, like Bruce Wayne) - not with the likes of Bezos and Musk running around, at least.)

[Ribbachile!]

I'm not sure what's worse - the MS-Paint quality visuals, or the ear-bleeding audio.

Why Fulp felt this was so-bad-its-good, and not just plain bad, I really don't know.

[Scrotum 3]

The third sub in Portal History being Scrotum 3? Well, I guess its kinda fitting.

Unsurprisingly, its more good-old fashioned bloody fun, with some sex and booze for flavour. The choice of Soul Bossa Nova for the chase is either unfitting or hilariously fitting, I don't know which.

No loop in this one - you wanna replay it, you'll need to refresh the tab.

[Scrotum 2]

I gotta say, its kinda fitting the second Portal submission was a sequel to Scrotum.

Another bit of simple, bloody fun, though the intro was way too damn long. Programming is also a bit simpler than in the original, with the anim just looping once it finishes, rather than putting up a replpay button.

[32 Birthday]

I'd have thought Sr Pelo made this himself if I had seen it anywhere else. Excellently done.

[The Cat Cuddler]

The Cat Cuddler sounds pretty harmless, if a bit otherworldly and eerie. You did a good job VAing her, too - you've got a pretty smooth voice.

Welcome to Newgrounds, you're gonna fit right in.

AlexisE2D responds:

aaah, thank you very much!