BlueMonday1984's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[buckshot episode 1]

I had zero clue who the fuck Christina Aguilera was before this - not sure if that's simply because she didn't get much airplay over in my native UK, or because she fell out of the spotlight for whatever reason. (Probably the latter, give she apparently starred in The Emoji Movie).

No clue who the face in the tree is supposed to represent either - probably some long-forgotten '00s-era celeb. If you remember who Treeface is based on, go ahead and tell me, Luis.

As for this interactive movie, the kill animations are alright, I'd say. The grenade's my personal favourite, mainly because it references the first Portal entry in Newgrounds history.

[Parappa the Rapper: The Parodied Satire]

My ears are bleeding, and my eyes are screaming.
Nice work on the animation - you somehow salvaged a song which sounds like Satan is shitting on my very existence.

BoiledMilkz responds:

trust me, i've made worse

[Typhlosion]

Impressive work all around - this looks like you pulled it straight outta the anime!

[d.a.a.n.a.c.c.e [offtimed]]

Quick heads-up - you've got audio layering over itself with every loop, which quickly causes things to turn cacophanic.
Putting the StopAllSounds() at the end of your movie should fix that.

weedmaggot responds:

thnks 4 telling me how 2 make it stop!! :D

[Lion walk cycle(I will never finish him)]

Pretty nice walk cycle - man's got a solid strut.
Welcome to Newgrounds - you're gonna do pretty good.

(I like your artstyle - kinda reminds me of Hanna-Barbera.)

Sockrocket responds:

OMG thank you so much!! I was actually really going for Hanna-Barbera!! :D One of the reasons I stopped it is because I felt something was off, if you don't mind criticizing it, a bit :0

[Sugar in a coffee]

That's not coffee, that's a powdered heart attack
Nice and zany animation, and a pretty good punchline.
Welcome to Newgrounds, you're gonna do just fine.

Astartrox responds:

I'm glad you liked it, and thank you for the warm welcome :)

[My Profession is a Freelance Pooper]

I bet the pay for being a freelance pooper is pretty shitty.
The banter certainly isn't, though, that's for sure

[mr beast is jigsaw]

This may have been intended as an over-the-top parody of Mr. Beast's challenges and philanthropy, but after Beast's many controversies, including Beast Games physically endangering its participants (https://archive.is/skedO), the Saw-inspired situation comes off as uncomfortably prescient.

I'll admit, I found this pretty hard to laugh at - this feels less like a hilarious send-up to a YouTube titan and more like an early glimpse of just what kind of person Beast is.

HunterNG0 responds:

In retrospect this is probably my worst/best aged animation as it poorly aged in the fact the comedy comes from mr beast being insane enough to put someone in a saw trap even though he was known as the kind youtuber who gives away insane amounts of money at the time. It aged really well in the aspect that I was completely right about who mrbeast is.

[attempt at animation]

Quite liked how Sonic's quills moved there, and X's eerie stillness.
This is an impressive first animation - keep it up!

[FOUND sonic pilot.]

I've seen some solid gay jokes in my time. This is not one of them.
This is just you saying dumb shit and assuming people will laugh.

Your audio also sounds compressed to all hell, and your VA has zero energy to it.