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>sponsored tablet review video
I genuinely never expected to find out you got sponsored for a tablet review.
In retrospect, it would make a lot of sense for XPPen to blow some cash on sponsoring you - you've got some truly excellent art/animation skills (as your extensive portfolio shows), and your name is extremely well-known online. ('Course, there's also the "sex sells" angle, which this piece pulls off well :P)

The piece itself is also very nicely done, and very cleverly used in your review - what better way to sell a tablet than to show the master at work and the masterwork that results?

You did it
You turned the funny porn mimes into marketable plushies

Excellent work on the animated clips you made to advertise them - not only are they cute as hell, they show some pretty damn good perspective work.

A waltz before saints, as done by sinners.
I'm speechless with how damn good this animation is. Goddamn beautiful from start to finish.

jessecowan responds:

Many thanks! It's a pleasure to share with you.

Bro had no clue what he was getting into - and neither did I. I was *not* expecting him to gun straight for the fourth wall.

A short, but seriously intriguing teaser - feels fittingly dreamlike, too.
(I should play Pseudoregalia sometime...)

OnyxNuva responds:

Its a good game! Challenging and fun! I just wish there was more backstory, hemce why I'm creating this. :)

Ah, what a cute and smoothly-animated Strabby, I sure hope going overboard on these doesn't lead to my horrific death

iCan definitely say iLiked this clean and cleverly-made iParody.
You've clearly done your homework on how Apple sells their iCrap.

Opening shot was pretty damn nice and desolate-looking - man truly looked like he was out in the middle of the ocean.

I burst out laughing at that punchline - nicely done.

Animation's pretty basic, but Audrey's relentless dipshittery was darkly funny.

Newgrounds is damn good.
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