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[Treekeepers]

Beautifully made in every respect - a truly unique piece of animation.

[Sick Joke Collection II]

This one's slightly better - there's a few ones in there which have aged surprisingly well, and the jokes seem a lot wittier in general.

The one about Britney Spears hasn't aged well in the fucking slightest, though - fucking y i k e s.

[Sick Joke Collection]

Well, this collection's certainly got the "sick" part down, even if the "joke" part proved to be beyond it.

The "Black People" and "Women" categories are pretty much entirely jokes which try to use bigotry as a substitute for wit - good material if you want to see a common pitfall in black comedy, but its not gonna be getting laughs out of anyone any time soon.

(Except the one about blacks going on cruises - that one was pretty good.)

If you're wondering what the BGM is, its "Heffalumps and Woozles" from Winnie the Pooh: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68pZLPsRBc4

[Congratulations, John!]

Single-digit frame count? Check.
Blatant trolling attempt? Check - its obvious Obama won, but blatant bullshit's better for pissing people off.
Copyrighted music? Check - its Jerk It Out by Caesar's Palace (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w869Avr_fXI).

(Music doesn't even loop - I checked)

[Sunshine Meets B: Finale]

Well, there's not much here to praise/critique - just a spontaneously-darkening sun to move by clicking and dragging, a B to move with arrow keys, side buttons to change the B's colour with...and that's about it.

Also, Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows doesn't loop, but whatever second track got shoved in here does

[Sunshine Meets B]

Well, there's not much here to praise/critique - just a sun to move by clicking and dragging...and that's about it.

Also, Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows doesn't loop

[Sunshine Meets B III]

Well, there's not much here to praise/critique - just a sun to move by clicking and dragging, a B to move with arrow keys, side buttons to change the B's colour with...and barring the cursor's disappearance, that's about it.

Also, Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows doesn't loop

[Sunshine Meets B IV]

Well, there's not much here to praise/critique - just a sun to move by clicking and dragging, a B to move with arrow keys, side buttons to change the B's colour with...and that's about it.

Also, Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows doesn't loop

[Declaration of Revocation]

An okay take on a speech from a comedy legend.

I'd have personally expected to hear Cleese's speech rather than some funk rock, but ah well.

[Newgrounds Quiz]

A quiz without any interactivity isn't much of a quiz at all, is it?
Anyways, in the spirit of statwhoring, here's the answers:

01) (B) Tom Fulp
02) (A) LivingCorpse
03) (A) Sherbet
04) (C) TheMaster
05) (A) Sykohyko
06) (B) 1999
07) (A) April 30th
08) (A) Yes
09) (C) Mr Rogers
10) (B) Dobie
11) (A) Psycosis91
12) (B) 5
13) (C) It has no meaning
14) (A) 8
15) (B) ClaveMan
16) (A) April
17) (B) Ozcar
18) (A) Zango
19) (C) Deity (This is inaccurate BTW - Gold's second highest behind Deity)
20) (B) Bret