BlueMonday1984's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Mario Transmits the Virus]

A pitch-black mix of painfully serious subject matter and Mario-standard silliness produces something impressively fucked-up...and incredibly fucking funny.

Mario being represented with a bunch of random images, in lieu of being actually animated, really helps drive the hilarity home.

[Scrotum 1]

Crude, bloody and oddly entertaining. A very good fit for the Portal's first ever official entry.
Also, that minigun in the cold open is taken from Quake II. Quite neat.

[CASS - introduction]

My man Cass has a taste for the oldschool. Just what's in that mixtape...?
You did a damn good job bringing your artstyle to life in this - Cass looks full of life in this!

NikolaKska responds:

There's most likely a compilation for him from Diskette (an another character hah) of Cass's all time favourite songs!
Thank you, happy to hear that a lot!

[Cnut the Jute]

Bloody as hell and bloody hilarious. I watched this whole thing with a wide grin on my face.

[How to get money from the Government]

Surreal, and oddly relatable. Feels like a sitcom from another dimension.

[The Secret]

Offbeat first half, spooky second half. Feels like there's some ARG elements to this.

[FRANKLIN’S BOUNTY INTRO]

Extremely goddamn stylish intro, with a beautiful mix of 2D and claymation.
Can't wait for the trailer!

JAM-POWER responds:

I appreciate u a Lot! Thanks bro!
And I promise u, The trailer won’t disappoint lol :)

[Pool Chillin]

Pretty damn relaxing loop - from the fine guitar music to Charlie's laid-out spinning.

DragonMiracles responds:

Thanks!!!

[Tutorial for fags like u]

You can tell this is from the early '00s by the gratuitous homophobic slurs in this...and the gratuitous cock.
Still, its a pretty neat, if basic, Flash tutorial - probably won't prove useful to anyone (there's plenty more comprehensive stuff out there), but ah well.

[Punch]

he do be punchin'
Impact frame's pretty good - feels like he's punching the fabric of reality.