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[foreskin]

There is not a single braincell between those two contestants, its hilarious.
Also, yeah that dog is pretty cool

[Are you done?]

Short, but hilarious - Guardias did a good job on the VA!

[Road To Nowhere - TAG X]

Good luck in the Games - with how good this anim is, and how well it sets up future events, I expect you'll do damn well!

Carsick48 responds:

I hope so lol

[Its Healthier to Be Vegetarian!]

...on second thought, I'd rather die in a Satanic ritual, thanks

Nicely done horror short - loved the animalistic twist halfway through.

[Hugo Peabody's "Shinebrite Flashlight"]

Nicely made infomercial parody - the aspect ratio and the salesman's high-energy yelling makes this feel like a scam ad I'd see on YouTube.

Also, I like the subtle detail of the flashlight having no batteries whatsoever - its easy to miss.

[Pause 1hr animation]

A simple, but nicely done animation, with a clever twist - and all in just one hour.

[The Curse of Dracular - TRAILER]

Just from the trailer alone, I can tell I'm in for a comedy-horror claymation beauty - can't wait!

[Stiletta Sells You a Wine Cooler]

That girl's doing a good job selling me that wine cooler - even if 99% of booze tastes like fucking disinfectant to me.

Quite liked the strong '80s sense this has - feels like a retro ad from another universe.

[make a smile]

A short, but unsettling animation, with a strong sense of grievance - unsurprising, given your frustration over forced smiles.

[Satan's Casino]

A Vegas-themed fever dream, and a pitch-black mockery of casinos' predatory nature.

Its by no means subtle in its depiction of the casino as a form of Hell on Earth, but said lack of subtlety works strongly to its advantage.

The jackpot winner dying right then and there, his corpse getting unceremoniously dumped into some vat of God-knows-what, the vat serving quasi-literal shit to a buffet-goer, the eyeball-as-roulette-ball openly cheating for the house - all of it works to create a fine blend of horror and humour, both pitch-black.

The ending shot is worth some praise as well - it feels outright desolate, like witnessing the aftermath of a nuclear strike.

ToadBurgerTV responds:

You write reviews for the New York Times or something?