Total Medals Earned: 12,104 (From 1,257 different games.) Total Medal Score: 209,835 Points
Medals Earned: 5/5 (45/45 points)
Complete this route of the game.
Go back to your cell...for some reason?
secret medal
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 29/30 (400/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 8/8 (400/400 points)
Wipe the tears away from Mr. Toiletpaper
Buy a taco
Survive the incredible challenges of round 1
Buy a flaming hot taco.
Buy the last taco you will ever eat
Buy doner
Buy broccoli
Buy the last kebab
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Browse the entire gallery.
Medals Earned: 7/7 (100/100 points)
Find a friend
Find a friend Again
Find a friend once more
Find a friend yet again
Find the map
Solve a puzzle
Medals Earned: 6/6 (210/210 points)
Map
Transport
Find Pandora's Box
Puzzler
Puzzlerer
Find your girlfriend
Medals Earned: 24/24 (120/120 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 2
Complete level 3
Complete level 4
Complete level 5
Complete level 6
Complete level 7
Complete level 8
Complete level 9
Complete level 10
Complete level 11
Complete level 12
Complete level 13
Complete level 14
Complete level 15
Complete level 16
Complete level 17
Complete level 18
Complete level 19
Complete level 20
Complete level 21
Complete level 22
Complete level 23
Complete level 24
Medals Earned: 2/2 (10/10 points)
cursor
hung han hin yoh
Medals Earned: 8/8 (90/90 points)
first time calculating
0/0
what is 9 plus 10
calculate 5 times
calculate 10 times
find the cupan
r u ok
get random cantaloupe result
Medals Earned: 5/5 (35/35 points)
get a game over screen
Start the game
get 1 question correct
reach question 5