Total Medals Earned: 12,104 (From 1,257 different games.) Total Medal Score: 209,835 Points
Medals Earned: 3/3 (15/15 points)
...or pigs... or whatever you have.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Launch a blue shell.
Medals Earned: 8/10 (85/160 points)
start the game
die without moving
die in less than 10 seconds
survive more than 10 seconds
survive more than 30 seconds
survive more than 60 seconds
Medals Earned: 7/7 (220/220 points)
Beat the Tutorial
No! not the Character!
Get in the Cave
Beat 9th Khaki Cacti!
Beat the Game
Medals Earned: 5/5 (175/175 points)
Looks more like it...
You accomplished your mission, and suffered the consequences.
You failed your mission, and suffered the consequences.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (25/25 points)
You kill kayne with dababy
Medals Earned: 20/20 (375/375 points)
Call in some friends for some massive mayhem.
You've got a pretty good basketball shot!
That's a pretty good kick!
Splat! She's flat for real now.
You have mastered the Tao of Darnell.
Like a Samurai Warrior!
Sometimes a change of scenery is nice.
Heeeeeeeeeeeere's you!
That there crowbar's fixed her up good!
Give the Shotgun a go!
You have crossed the moral event horizon.
You have mastered all the tools of your trade.
The rarest pokemon in Gensokyo.
Kill her 50 times.
Do it like Shotgun Man
Insane! That's over a 100 kills!
Medals Earned: 15/15 (370/370 points)
Kill the plumber 10 times
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Get stomped on level 1.
Beat level 12 under 5 seconds
Touch and kill the plumber on level 4
Kill the plumber 100 times.
Beat level 24
Beat level 36
Beat level 10 without jumping
Kill the plumber before timer runs out on level 23
Beat all Lost Levels
Get at least 108 stars
Get all 144 stars
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Medals Earned: 4/4 (65/65 points)
get started
Medals Earned: 24/25 (375/425 points)
Kill the turkey with a sniper rifle.
Kill the turkey with a pistol.
Kill the turkey with a shotgun.
Kill the turkey with a rocket launcher
Kill the turkey with an SMG.
Smite the Turkey with the wrath of God.
Kill the turkey with an assault rifle.
Kill the turkey with a new ray gun from the future.
Kill the turkey with a baseball bat.
Kill the turkey with a grenade.
His soul is yours!
Kill the turkey with a crossbow.
Kill the turkey with a machine gun.
Kill the turkey with an axe.
That's a bit excessive, don't you think?
Cry some more.
What the hell were you thinking?! You're supposed to kill the turkey, not yourself!
Kill the turkey by snapping his neck.
Kill the turkey with a flamethrower.
Who made this game? PETA?