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This feels very upbeat, with a hefty dose of energy - I can see why people compare it to Stardew Valley.

As a quick aside, you've got the wrong thumbnail in your description - pretty sure you wanted to use this:
https://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/tyhond/elder-rain-cafe-banana-bread-thumbnail

Tyhond responds:

Oops, my bad! :> Thank you!

I vaguely recall hearing the song this song's based on, but I can't quite put my finger on it.
That doesn't detract from how much of a banget this is - arguably its a testament to its quality.

You did a neat job on giving this a spooky ambiance - sounds kinda like it'd fit an alien abduction/invasion.

A simple, but very distinctive loop, that's practically synonymous with Newgrounds as a whole.
Doesn't get old, however many times you hear it.

Beautiful chiptune track - this fit Jaquin's animation perfectly, and elevated it to an absolute masterpiece.

Intelligent News: Fair And Balanced(tm)

Impressively cheesy and overwrought, fitting for a parody news station. Part of me says you snuck some Morse code into this.

ZaneLittle responds:

There is indeed Morse in there! It was supposed to be saying SOS on repeat, but I just realized that I spelled SMS- or the number 3 on repeat. Oops

Another solid novelty banger - its hilarious hearing the ways the singer's willing to fuck up their body all whilst refusing to shoot up. Excellent juxtaposition.

The straightforward guitar sound pairs quite well with the pitch-black lyrics.

Lyrics are pretty damn impressive. You did a good job showing how deeply fucked in the head the singer is, and the second half did a damn good job driving home how utterly in denial he is that he's doing anything wrong.

My only complaint is you missed an opportunity to mention Epstein Island - otherwise, the comically accusatory lyrics and the simple, stripped-down guitar sound makes for a damn good novelty song.

This doesn't sound like music, this sounds like a recording made from the depths of Hell.
The music box jingle at the end sent shivers down my fuckin' spine.

DrunkGecko responds:

thank you <3

Keeping the portal functioning fine, one gratuitous rhyme at a time.
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