BlueMonday1984's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[I'm testing.]

I've got zero clue what you were testing, but this animation was impressively grotesque to witness.

(I also may have acquired a fear of swans watching this)

[Possessed Pier]

NARRATOR: The cameraman did not survive. The camera thankfully did, though.

The pier showing its true form was a pretty effective jumpscare, and the slightly wobbly cam did a good job making this feel recorded.

[GIVE ME MY CHARGER BACK]

Nice work on the camera - feels like Sellers is grabbing me and preparing to beat my ass.

[Feathers On Crack]

Last I checked, crack doesn't cause hallucinations. Either Feathers' metabolism is pretty damn alien, or someone's fucked with his rocks.

Either way, it was pretty fun to see them get fucked up by drugs.

LavvieGuro responds:

LMAO! I am not sure how a dinosaur would react to crack... I wasn't keen on feeding crack to a bird for reference materials! XD

[old animation I prob won't finish]

There's the seed of a great action short in this - hope it gets finished!

Seanypikaboy2 responds:

thank you!

[I Can't Wake Up]

Best case scenario, Astro's dreaming. Worst case scenario...I don't want to think about it.
I didn't notice it at first, but the astronaut in Starry Night was there from the beginning - nicely hidden.

Flooko responds:

Glad you noticed !!

[eye problems]

Plenty of good glasses-based gags in this, all helped by the excellent VA work. Found it pretty relatable, too (I've been wearing glasses since primary school to unfuck my vision)

[The Dark Summoning]

Poor bastard - goes through all the effort of a summoning ritual, and gets rejected right then and there by the hottest woman he's likely seen all year.

Nice work on the visuals - looks like something you'd find in an early '90s CRPG.

[Pepe's day off]

A cyberpunk future, tinged with pop-culture oddity.
A forbidden love story, anything but ordinary.

Its clearly in the same universe as Costco Fahrenheit,
and the protag cop's interview showed a lack of delight.

Seems there's psychic powers in this world as well -
the psion's no bombshell, but her spells make loving her an easy sell.

Your Daily Feature's deserved, for pulling an impressive anim from the absurd
Congrats on the Daily hat-trick, and your ability to unnerve.

ToadBurgerTV responds:

That was pretty cool. I don't think I've seen a rhyming review before.

[Paimon, No!]

Emergency slime, very cute and very DELICIOUS
Loved how Paimon rolled in this.

pinkplasticbag responds:

emergency food's emergency food lol