BlueMonday1984's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Why does your ponytail move like that?]

bait-and-switches my beloved
Also, these two look cute

[Pearto]

A high-quality shitpost, with a nicely-modelled P E A R.
The song was a surprisingly strong banger, too.

[The Spyder and Squazzo Show: Episode # 001 - "Gateways"]

Spyder and Squazzo are goobers, I love them
Gripping-as-hell narration from Spyder - I expect there's some link to the main series in the "Gateways" he's talking about.

Coal-Town responds:

Thank you! and yes, there will eventually be a link to the main storyline.

[Quit having fun]

Moral of the story: Saddam Hussein is D E L I C I O U S
Solidly made little shitpost - the smoothly animated mouth movement at the end went *deep* into the uncanny valley there.

[An Easter Day how]

That kid is definitely dead
Solid bit of mood whiplash - couldn't understand what the Easter Bunny was saying, though.

[Fooly Cooly & Over the Garden Wall]

I never knew a crossover between FLCL and OTGW would go this fucking hard until now.
Fantastically done.

[Get Peas]

Impressively silly duck-on-goose antics, zany-as-hell animation and a fittingly duck-like backing track make for a full minute of pure unfiltered joy. Very nicely done.

[LANKYBOX REACT TO BRAND NEW GARTEN OF BANBAN CHAPTER 10 LEAKS AND GET ATTACKED BY SML CODY]

Videos that would instantly kill a Victorian child
I genuinely did not expect that DBZ parody at the end. Impressively fucking done.
The secret animation after the end was pretty solid, too.

The first "Replay" button seems broken - not sure if that's deliberate or not.
No clue what music you used for this, either - if you can tell me, that'd be great.

(PS: The collab's also released, so you should probably add a link to that as well)

CrockettDK responds:

The buttons are always broken learning action script sucks. (Thank You! Will get right on that)

[Hatchi Matchi (Newgrounds TV Bumper)]

The phrase "so bad its good" comes to mind when watching this.

How a quality milkypossum song from 2021, a random Newgrounds porn ad from 2007 and a hilariously low-quality TTS system all came together so well, I do *not* know.

I also have zero clue how you tracked down that particular ad, but you probably needed to *thoroughly* clean your browser history afterwards.

[I don't want to play with you anymore]

The ominous-as-hell atmosphere helped the punchline land all the harder.
Nice modelling on your OC, too.