BlueMonday1984's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Hugo Peabody's "Shinebrite Flashlight"]

Nicely made infomercial parody - the aspect ratio and the salesman's high-energy yelling makes this feel like a scam ad I'd see on YouTube.

Also, I like the subtle detail of the flashlight having no batteries whatsoever - its easy to miss.

[Pause 1hr animation]

A simple, but nicely done animation, with a clever twist - and all in just one hour.

[The Curse of Dracular - TRAILER]

Just from the trailer alone, I can tell I'm in for a comedy-horror claymation beauty - can't wait!

[Stiletta Sells You a Wine Cooler]

That girl's doing a good job selling me that wine cooler - even if 99% of booze tastes like fucking disinfectant to me.

Quite liked the strong '80s sense this has - feels like a retro ad from another universe.

[make a smile]

A short, but unsettling animation, with a strong sense of grievance - unsurprising, given your frustration over forced smiles.

[Satan's Casino]

A Vegas-themed fever dream, and a pitch-black mockery of casinos' predatory nature.

Its by no means subtle in its depiction of the casino as a form of Hell on Earth, but said lack of subtlety works strongly to its advantage.

The jackpot winner dying right then and there, his corpse getting unceremoniously dumped into some vat of God-knows-what, the vat serving quasi-literal shit to a buffet-goer, the eyeball-as-roulette-ball openly cheating for the house - all of it works to create a fine blend of horror and humour, both pitch-black.

The ending shot is worth some praise as well - it feels outright desolate, like witnessing the aftermath of a nuclear strike.

ToadBurgerTV responds:

You write reviews for the New York Times or something?

[Thumper analog horror]

Short, but un-fucking-settling.

Even before some random dipshit sent a cleaver his way, Thumper was *deep* in the uncanny valley.

[THE GIGA ETERNAL FINAL TOTAL INSTAGRAM BRICK WITH EAR COMPILATION 2!!!!! (ASLO HAS 3 BONUS BRICKS!!)]

Ho-lee shit, that's a lotta visual puns.
Good to see you sticking them here - Instagram's been dying for a while.

[Dave Finally Snaps]

Pretty alright Flash animation.

Main error I noticed is you didn't stop all sounds once the loop ended, leading to several versions of the music layering over each other and leading to an unlistenable cacophany.

FunniButters responds:

Thank you!! i didn't know how to stop it at the end so thats why its doing that.

[Book of Bill - Bill Tells All ANIMATION]

That was one hell of an interview - even with Bill's softball questions, Bill still found himself getting embarrassed six ways to Sunday.

Nicely done, and pretty damn funny.