BlueMonday1984's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[i don't have a good poker face]

Neither of you may have had a poker face, but I'm pretty sure pulling out a rocketlauncher.png is considered cheating.

Nice and lengthy buildup, hilarious punchline.

[Want porno???]

For anyone wondering, I checked in JPEXS - the .swf doesn't have any porn in it, nor any scripts which would give you porn.
I know that's overkill for something from the mastermind behind B, but I felt the compulsion to do it anyway. What can I say, I like solving mysteries, no matter how stupid.

(In retrospect, this troll post probably worked better back when the Pico voting bar was still around. I'll give it three for being pretty clever.)

[Interview with kidnapping - SeriousHall 0]

Poor bastard - he'd have been the perfect hire if he hadn't fucked up his escape and presumably gotten himself killed.

Very fine piece of black comedy here - the mix of mundane life and malcontent nightmares made a fine combination.

EyelessAnimator responds:

Well, who tells you he didn’t manage to escape? Maybe he just got a knife in the back and made a run for it.
You’ll have to wait till tomorrow when I’m releasing my first entry for the Serious Hall competition.

[Fairy Fealty]

I'm a sucker for cute claymation goodness, and you delivered it in spades.

NahManacles responds:

Thank you!

[Gunny Bunny]

Really loved the VHS loop effect. but damn, the glitching sound after the camera got shot was grating on the ears. Sounded like my headphones were failing.

[Low Poly Mario]

Word of advice: I'd recommend making sure the background isn't the same colour as parts of the model. Causes it to blend in and makes it more difficult to see.
Nice work on the model, though!

JaxonMcCloud responds:

wow thanks for the tip man i make sure to use this tip for future model your awesome thanks btw

[Fonz JR gets HIGH!]

Okay, the kid's explosive demise from getting high was pretty tragic for the parents, but you can't help but crack up at just how suddenly the guy blew up. The Vine booms definitely helped with the funny factor.

[TV head animation]

Short, but sweet - quite the expressive CRT there, with some nice and colourful surroundings.
Perspective on the CRT itself seems a bit wonky, though.

[The *unexpected* Visitor]

I knew many types of statues existed, but sentient ones are new to me.
Seems its new to the squidgirl as well - whoever owned this house before her quite likes surprises.
Quite like the music, too - very relaxing. What's it called?