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You ever heard the phrase "eyes are windows to the soul"? I feel it fits well here.

Green Eyes looks pretty upbeat and silly, whilst Purple Eyes looks like they can wipe me out with a thought and have a short temper.

Don't you hate it when your dedicated piss bottle suddenly gains sentience and decides to start causing Problems(tm)

Strange and unsettling - that water bottle looked like something out of a nightmare.

No better birthday gift for yourself than making some offbeat comedy gold.
Happy birthday, funnymann.

...yeah, I've dealt with that feeling before
Strange as all hell, and gripped me throughout.

Good little week of practice. Day 3 cracked me up with you admitting you have no clue what's coming, and Days 4 and 5 wowed me with some impressive action.

This looks like you found a VHS tape of an OVA and digitised it - the style recreation's mostly flawless.

The only thing that'd really tip me off was how the woman moved - it seemed like the lighting kinda wobbled around her.

An utterly deranged and surreal masterpiece, and a fine showcase of the Clock Crew style.
I particularly like the smorgasbord of creatively misused stock images, video game effects and God-knows-what-else that makes up this movie's visuals.

Can't quite pick out what the music is in the opening, even after checking the music section. Whatever it is, its a banger in all its distorted chiptune-y glory.

FLOUNDERMANCLOCK responds:

Thanks! The song is Ride on Time from Beatmania Pocket.

The opening did a solid job worldbuilding the cyberpunk dystopia this is set in, whilst the second half provided a damn good combo of action and horror.

Quite liked the dose of black comedy in the faux-news (somewhat-literally :P) report.

Poor bastards - didn't even get a good Twitch clip before getting mauled

Short, but sweet - the MS Paint style fits this situations' general silliness quite well

Solidly done shitpost - your deranged animation fits this quite well.

Quite liked the bits of live-action you sprinkled in, and how perfectly this loops.

cubedzero responds:

THANK YOU!!!!!!!

Keeping the portal functioning fine, one gratuitous rhyme at a time.
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