BlueMonday1984's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Afterschool Special]

Burst out laughing at the somewhat-literally heavenly introduction of HEROIN(tm).

Also, good on Rabbit Boy for not taking that shit - heroin will fuck you up. Shame the would-be dealer literally blew up over it.

Top-tier shitpost from start to finish.

[Primordial Soup]

Not the kinda primordial soup I'm familiar with, but I guess its tastier than the alternative

Liked Woob's eyes being in his mouth/hood(?), and the generally zany animation throughout.

[PIKMIN BITS: "Nectar Knocker"]

KRIK'S FUCKING PISSED

Fantastically animated as usual - really felt for Krik after all he went through to get that nectar.

[Rabbit boy hits you with a pipe]

Rabbit Boy appears to believe humans are a lot more durable than they are.

Short, but darkly funny, with some help from the goofy SFX.

[Hey SpongeBob can I get a balloon?]

*whispering* Spongebob's Jordans are fake as fuck

Liked how Patrick literally rolled into the scene - helped that "eldritch shitpost" feeling set in before Spongebob revealed his true form.

[I'll get it.]

Mundane setup, hilariously surreal punchline(s). Nicely animated, too.

[Peter tries rice cakes in the Void]

Found myself inexplicably bursting out at the sound of Peter saying R I C E. No clue why.

Also, no clue what was in that rice but it must've been pretty bad to cause PTSD flashbacks in Brian and cause Peter to suddenly [REDACTED] out of existence.

Stewie doesn't seem to mind, though

[Heart Throb - Guitartender]

Offbeat and eldritch setting, oddly relatable issues. Just the way I like it.

Liked the messy back-and-forth between Guitartender and Brian the difficult customer.
Ending was hilariously pitch-black - that evil wizard did not see shit coming.

[Cardiac Arrest]

Whoops, now Mauga's as dead as Overwatch 2
Punchline was obvious from the start, but the execution was fine enough.

SharkwithSideburns responds:

lol yeah I figured it would be tbh, all in dumb fun tho :)

[What you miss No longer exist.]

Short, but sweet, with a solid bit of existentialism.