BlueMonday1984's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[White Umbrellas]

Gameplay may be a bit spartan, and the visuals a bit simple, but I can fully forgive both, given how hard the story hit for me.

As someone who's spent the 2020s feeling adrift and unsure what to do, this hit very close to home.

[Green it. 3]

A pretty basic, but fun idea dragged down by the enemies being a unpredictable fucking nightmare.

[DICE ROLL]

A very basic Flash, but useful if you don't have a d6 lying about.

[The Darkness Within Me]

This isn't a game, this is a playable nightmare.

[Newspaper puzzle]

A solid little brainteaser, good for killing time on break.

[Dedicated to PhantomArcade]

A basic enough shitpost title, but one with pretty solid music.
Getting exactly 6.9 seconds was a fucking ballache, though - might as well be fucking luck-based.

[Chronicle Bulletin After Story]

This whole thing hit me like a fucking train. Excellent work.

[FIDGET SPINNER XD!!!]

Went in expecting a shitpost, got an existential crisis
10/10, would spiral into despair again

[Reaper Jr.]

A neat little platformer, if a bit too easy.
Main complaint here is that dropping through floors feels a bit abrupt.

JackAstral responds:

Sorry about that, my old flash code for platforming was so sloppy T_T

[Ben Stiller's 3D Tour of Hell]

A fun and silly little shitpost through the nine circles of Hell.
Main complaint's with the mouse controls - trying to look where you want is difficult when you're limited in how far you can move the mouse from side to side.

For anyone looking for the secret poster, get on top of the border wall in Gluttony (there should be a sand dune to let you walk on it) and walk on the border until you find it.