BlueMonday1984's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[SOPANOID]

An easy-to-pick-up Arkanoid clone and a solid piece of political commentary all rolled into one - the untold effects of SOPA's censorship are communicated very effectively through the heavy censorship which affects your gameplay. (Thank God SOPA didn't pass.)

[Bieber Metamorph]

As a game, this is nothing special - gameplay is pretty basic, and kinda boring, in my opinion.

As a historical artifact, its a good time capsule of the kinda hate Bieber got in the late-'00s/early-'10s.
I mean, this game treats the prospect of him being a diddler as a joke, which is kinda unthinkable today (for Bieber at least - a lot of people have been the subject of pedo jokes since this released)

[Resident Pico]

Dead simple, gory fun, good to kill a few minutes. Not exactly much to say here :P

[Cave of Wonders]

A short, sweet and fun-as-hell boss fight, with some damn good art and audio to tie it together.
Luis provided a good degree of difficulty, though the ending escape did feel bullshit at times (mainly around the pits - a lack of coyote time led to me dying once or twice).

[Death Dice Overdose]

Dead simple arcadey fun, with a damn good audiovisual package to tie everything together.

Main complaint's with the heavy RNG. Sure, it may be thematically appropriate, but its effects are pretty major early in the run - whether avoiding death by shock will be piss-easy or painfully hard is pretty much a coinflip.

[Child Services]

Between the mediocre BGM, the repetitive gameplay loop and the horrifically poorly aged concept, this is definitely not a game which has stood the test of time.

[Save The Ring!]

Dead simple arcadey fun, whose visuals provide plenty of personality without sacrificing readability. Even with the very first game AG provided here, you could tell they were on course to become a gaming giant.

[Detonator]

I remembered playing this as a kid, and I gotta say, it holds up pretty well.
Visuals are easy to parse (and have a surprising degree of vintage to them), and the gameplay idea's pretty clever.

Main complaint's with the controls - feels like they're rotated 90 degrees from what I'm comfortable with, which leads to me accidentally going the wrong way and dying quite often.

[Galactic Warrior]

A dead simple Galaga clone, with not particularly much to offer. Visuals do have some retro charm, but that's about it.

[Dancing Bush]

Exactly what it says on the tin - just some GIFs of Bush dancing, plus some extras to spice it up.

I gotta say, this feels like a relic of a more innocent time - especially considering the latest Pres is a media sensation for all the wrong reasons.