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[Dirty Bastard £Mil. Quiz]

This isn't a game, this is the bastard love child of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire and The Aristocrats. Naturally, this is equal parts hilarious, fucked-up, and hilariously fucked-up. (Emphasis on "fucked", of course.)

I didn't know any of the questions going in - ended up decompiling the game in JPEXS to work out the answers :P

[Help Phil Find His Dildo 2]

A crudely made, but pretty fun little shitpost - the 3D section was obviously based on a tutorial, but it still impressed me to see raycast 3D in Scratch, of all things.
Only medal that wasn't piss-easy for me to find is "Feeling a little silly :P" - the silly tokens have proven real damn elusive.

KALane2007 responds:

I have linked the tutorial in the description of the game

The game is piss easy due to me getting board of the working on the game and just wanting it done

The first game was fun to do for a while but after a bit it got boring

I’m excited to work on new stuff tho :P

[10 seconds-life demo]

Not much to this once you get it down, and holy shit does this game lag.

[CH8: Cyber Origins]

Writing this immediately after finishing BOOMCAKED mode - holy shit, the Nitromare Demon is a colossal difficulty spike. I have to damn-nigh strain my eyes to properly navigate the spew of piss-coloured micro-bullets it spews out, and I'm pretty sure I got past that purely through luck.

(Also, the medal for dying as JC was shockingly easy, considering he dies in one hit)

Overall, I'd say gameplay's pretty solid - bullets feel hard to focus on (they've all got this soft edge to them, except the really small ones which double up across my screen), but that's probably just my laptop monitor being kinda shite.

[Tankmas ADVENTure 2021]

A damn good Tankmas ADVENTure - no clue when the "Holy Crap A Yeti" arcade game's supposed to be unlocked, but its getting pretty late in December as I'm writing this. Not sure if its broken or not.

Update: Played a few games of "Holy Crap A Yeti", and god damn is it hard - even when you aren't losing your streak to bugs, you're still juggling three different things at once.

[Escape from the Cones]

Quick heads-up - seems the score-based medals are broken on this. I got a high score of 213 cones, but I only have the 50 cone medal unlocked.

As for the game itself...I feel it got old kinda quickly. Not really much to it once you get the controls down.

raphaelcarrard responds:

but how strange, every time I updated my game, the medal and score code always worked, could it be a problem with the Unity engine or the Newgrounds servers?

If you send me a screenshot with a photo or a video proving that you managed to reach the score but didn't get the medal, I'll unlock them for you.

I know it's a game that doesn't draw attention to itself because of its simple design, but I made this game more to help my medal-hunting friends (and myself) get medals in NG

[SCAMS_FOR_THRILLS]

Between the straightforward, but fun microgames, and the pretty clever theme tying it all together, this was a pretty fun little romp.

[Splatterhouse Mini Game]

Between braindead gameplay and an awkward-as-hell control scheme, this game was a general pain to get through. Visuals are generally weak as well.

[Peter the Ant VS Pico]

Straightforward, arcadey fun, with a gameplay loop more addictive than the gacha attached and a music loop which never gets old.

[Christmas ADVENTure 2019]

A damn good advent calendar from start to finish - the special event on the 13th may be pretty quaint, but it was the obvious seed for something much greater.