BlueMonday1984's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[53xy83457 : Killmas Kard]

Oh Christmas Tree, oh Christmas Tree, its fun to make this fucker bleed...
Simple, straightforward, gory fun, with some pretty creative kills.
Personal favourite goes to the one where he gets skinned - there's nothing like quite literally pouring salt on his wounds.

53xy83457 responds:

That's pretty fucked up.

[Bubble Sky]

A painfully unfun "puzzler" which constantly denies you the tools you need to get through its levels, and which constantly punishes you no matter your skill.

[Jurassic Eggs]

This isn't bad per se, its just painfully boring (due to being way too easy) and gets old very fast. The lack of a working save feature is also a ballache.

[angry blue jack]

This is an Angry Birds clone developed by someone who has zero clue what made Angry Birds so good.
Repetitive as hell (even at only fifteen stages), questionable physics, semi-indestructible pig stand-ins, and indestructible terrain make for a truly godawful experience.

[Barca Vs Bieber]

Well, the visuals are pretty nice, but the gameplay is a a general trashfire. Controls feel sluggish as hell.

[SOPA eliminator]

This is a physics puzzler with some truly craptacular physics - the SOPAs will defy gravity to avoid falling off, whilst the Biebers will try and jump offscreen at the slightest provocation.

Also, the visuals are pure "2012 throwback" in the worst way possible.

[The West Wing: Night one]

Short, but pretty damn intriguing. Bit of a shame this appears to have died out at the first episode, but what is there is still nice and spooky.

herace responds:

Ha yeah im glad you enjoyed it dude (OvO)
Yeah this project i did with Beowolf was a turning point for me.

Me and Beowolf was planning to make a Night Two but at the time Adobe decided to pull the plug on Flash and the Adobe Suite software turned into a Pay-to-Own-Service vs just buying and owning the physical software.

I was actually thinking about redrawing / redoing this VN since I draw WAY BETTER now then i use to. But yeah maybe in the future there will be a part 2.

Also thank you for reviewing all the games I made when i was a teenager, it means a lot (QvQ)

[Kill the Turkey]

A simple, but pretty fun little Thanksgiving throwback. Does seem to be pretty damn buggy, but I can forgive that.

[lionel messi castaway]

Let's see...
Incomprehensible theme (Lionel Messi in a random deserted island)? Check.
Unholy physics which feel like I'm fighting God himself at every turn? Check.
A near-complete lack of any real sound? That Waterflame track is AWOL, so check.
Yep, this is craptacular. Those twenty-one medals probably cost me a bit of my sanity.

[Letter Mix]

Uninteresting, unintuitive gameplay and generic audio/visuals combine to produce an experience which gets old fast.