BlueMonday1984's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Where in Space is Baby Hitler?]

The puzzles may be somewhat obtuse, and the mouse-based combat may be awkward as hell, but the solid visuals and impressively offbeat comedy running throughout makes a full playthrough well worth dealing them those.

[Circumcize Mario]

This looks less like a circumcision sim and more like a circumcision-themed shitpost.
Still, trying to avoid cutting Mario's cannoli did provide some entertainment value.

[Kill Baby Hitler]

The discordant voice in the title screen put me on edge - it helped put me in the right mindset for this offbeat, and darkly funny VN.

It didn't strike me at first, but using the red, black and white colour scheme (plus pink) for a game about killing the leader of the Nazis was pretty fitting.

[grave]

A short but sweet little hack n' slash - didn't find myself needing the roll much, and the special attack was useless outside the main boss.

[Pico Radio]

Well, this has certainly felt the passage of time (the art feature's almost certainly busted), but when you've got a playable playlist of a wide variety of bangers straight outta the Audio Portal, all wrapped up in a pretty neat package like this, that's easy to look past.

deathink responds:

Newgrounds changed the way it handled images a few years back that broke the function... but that was just a fun after thought. the read deal is the radio. such great music this community makes

[Relive Your Life]

29 stories, told with Arin's voice of gold
Narratively bold, all things foretold

A visual treat for the eyes, and a comedy goldmine in diguise
Good luck getting every medal, with the devious ways they hide

Truly excellent work from Arin and FrozenFire.
This deserves more stars, but I can't go higher.

Take a few seconds, reflect your result.
Now relieve your life, from sperm to adult.

[Super Mario BP Oil Spill]

Simple, tough arcadey fun.
The rather unsubtle environmental message it puts forth (this *was* made in the immediate wake of one of the worst environmental disasters in history, remember) is driven home pretty hard by its hard-as-nails difficulty, I feel.

[Handless millionaire]

Straightforward, simple dumb fun, with a few achievements on the side.

The central joke behind this (people risking life and limb for cash) does hit a bit different after Squid Game game out.
And after MrBeast missed the point of it and made a real-life Squid Game.
And then went on to get sued for risking people's lives in a competition (https://news3lv.com/news/local/las-vegas-staff-say-mrbeast-should-be-blacklisted-cite-osha-setting-medics-for-failure).

[Newgrounds Burger Quest]

A short, but sweet little adventure through a zombie-infested island, loaded with funny and interesting characters. Plus a borgar.
Main complaint's with the character's gun - the lengthy delay and lack of spread makes it a pain to use.