BlueMonday1984's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Blood Gauntlet]

I gotta say, this was pretty damn fun. The blood system itself provided a fair dose of fast-paced action and a hefty dose of difficulty, as any minor mistake would be harshly punished.

[Consealed]

I gotta say, some of those alien tells are real damn subtle - I struggled to pick up on them whilst under time pressure. Still had plenty of fun, though - killing aliens and seals alike felt pretty damn nice, and the Famicom visuals gave this a fair bit of retro charm.

[T-Story 110%™ - Falling Puzzle Game]

The base system's a bit more barebones than I prefer (hold piece and hard drop were conspicuous in their absence), and the A/V is pretty lacking IMO, but the idea of co-op Tetris is still pretty damn cool, and nicely executed.

[Where in Space is Baby Hitler?]

The puzzles may be somewhat obtuse, and the mouse-based combat may be awkward as hell, but the solid visuals and impressively offbeat comedy running throughout makes a full playthrough well worth dealing them those.

[Circumcize Mario]

This looks less like a circumcision sim and more like a circumcision-themed shitpost.
Still, trying to avoid cutting Mario's cannoli did provide some entertainment value.

[Kill Baby Hitler]

The discordant voice in the title screen put me on edge - it helped put me in the right mindset for this offbeat, and darkly funny VN.

It didn't strike me at first, but using the red, black and white colour scheme (plus pink) for a game about killing the leader of the Nazis was pretty fitting.

[grave]

A short but sweet little hack n' slash - didn't find myself needing the roll much, and the special attack was useless outside the main boss.

[Pico Radio]

Well, this has certainly felt the passage of time (the art feature's almost certainly busted), but when you've got a playable playlist of a wide variety of bangers straight outta the Audio Portal, all wrapped up in a pretty neat package like this, that's easy to look past.

deathink responds:

Newgrounds changed the way it handled images a few years back that broke the function... but that was just a fun after thought. the read deal is the radio. such great music this community makes

[Relive Your Life]

29 stories, told with Arin's voice of gold
Narratively bold, all things foretold

A visual treat for the eyes, and a comedy goldmine in diguise
Good luck getting every medal, with the devious ways they hide

Truly excellent work from Arin and FrozenFire.
This deserves more stars, but I can't go higher.

Take a few seconds, reflect your result.
Now relieve your life, from sperm to adult.