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A simple, but solidly put-together (and pretty damn addictive) test of your mathematical abilities. The minimalist visuals make it easy to see potential factors, which is quite helpful when you're on the clock.

redoxee responds:

Oh wow, thanks for the quick review =D

With beautiful ASCII art and simple, but tough-as-nails platforming, this is a game I can wholeheartedly recommend.

The bad news is, this is about as luck-based as any other random slot machine you can find at your local pub.

The good news is that playing this won't empty your wallet, and the smashing animations are pretty damn fun to watch.

A collab of collected cogs, all working together like a well-oiled machine.

The Cog Fact was a pretty fun piece of trivia, and paired nicely with a pretty solid crack about the UK.

A short, but sweet little Piconjo Day shitpost, with a couple free medals on the side? Can't argue with that, especially with something that shows a fair dose of charm.

A simple, but pretty fun celebration, and a pretty damn good way to celebrate Jack's birthday.
Main complaint's on that secret achievement - its basically impossible.

Simple, straightforward platforming fun, with a pretty clever risk-reward system.

The lack of arrow-key controls is a major point against this - WASD's awkward as hell, which is pretty bad for something this fast-paced.

Game's still pretty damn fun at its core, though.

A full nine feet of Comic-Con goodness, featuring some of the finest characters that graced the site back in the day.

I can see a few characters there I don't recognise - thankfully, I'm only one click away from learning who they are, and seeing where they came from.

I will say, this has aged surprisingly well.
Sure, its edgier than bismuth and less tactful than Sia's autism movie, but its pretty damn obvious that this was just you being a juvenile dumbass, and not anything more malicious. Its practically a time capsule of the late-'90s/early-'00s.

Only option which didn't crack me up in some manner was the gun - that one was fucked-up like the rest, but not absurdly so.

Newgrounds is damn good.
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