BlueMonday1984's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Roblox be like:]

A basic, but fun little game, if marred by stiff controls which lack diagonal movement.
The free medal's nice, too.

[WAR IN BLED]

You're almost certainly aware of this, but I'll just reiterate it:
For whatever reason, bled monsters don't have functioning hitboxes on Firefox, making "EATEN BY BLED MONSTER" unobtainable.
I'm not sure what's causing it, but I'd be happy if you managed to solve that mystery.

[Walter White: THE GAME]

Short, but pretty competently made.
Main complaint's the controls - them being stiff as hell, combined with Walter being unable to move diagonally and the cancer cells being able to move however they want makes juking them a nightmare.

[A Bad Taste of Pico]

Short, but sweet, with excellent visuals, solid music and plenty of carnage to go around.

[xD]

25 levels of competently-made maze game goodness.

The choice to require clicking and dragging the xD ball was definitely an odd choice - whilst it makes you can't cheat this game the same way you can with most others, on my touchpad the constant clicking and dragging's brutal on my fingers. (Thank God my autoclicker's got a "click and hold" feature!)

Nice choice of BGM, too.

[Among Us BALL AVOIDER]

Pretty basic "avoid the balls" game, but I did find it pretty fun to play.
Main complaint (and a pretty major one IMO) is the controls - having to click and drag the Crewmate to avoid balls was genuinely painful to use on my touchpad.
I would have *massively* preferred if moving the Crewmate was a simple matter of moving the cursor.

Also, fucking hell, Hard's no joke - if you're lucky to not immediately fail due to a ball going straight into the Crewmate's face, you've got a goddamn barrage of balls to deal with.

[Pop-Tarts Mighty Moggie Mania]

Controls were weird as hell, but I got used to them pretty quickly. Being left-handed probably helped.
BGM was nice, too.

[[KK] rouge-bat fart snorter Survivor]

If you want to get the 100 medal points and get the fuck out, here's a quick tip:
Shove Knuckles in the left corner of the screen, he can't get hit by turds there.

AbortedKitten responds:

WAT!? CHEATER!!!!!

[desperatea]

A pretty damn clever Sokoban-style puzzler.

[Make your choose]

Not much here, but it brought a smile to my face.
Also, that soda seems pretty sus ඞ