BlueMonday1984's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Nene Interactive Suicide]

I will say, this has aged surprisingly well.
Sure, its edgier than bismuth and less tactful than Sia's autism movie, but its pretty damn obvious that this was just you being a juvenile dumbass, and not anything more malicious. Its practically a time capsule of the late-'90s/early-'00s.

Only option which didn't crack me up in some manner was the gun - that one was fucked-up like the rest, but not absurdly so.

[Asslevania: SOTB]

A tough, but damn fun send-up to the Castlevania series. Sure, the slide may gel pretty poorly with the general level design, and the ghosts may be a colossal pain, but the core idea is still solid as hell.

[Color B!]

This is exactly what it says on the tin - click B, colour B.
If you're looking for a very quick and easy 250 medal points, or if you just wanna see a multicoloured B, this is the Flash for you.

[Touch Peter]

This clicker's pretty barebones, but some nice and squishy SFX/visuals make it somewhat fun to repeatedly squish Peter The Ant. The solid choice of "The Show" by Waterflame definitely helped.

Sidenote: As of this writing, I cannot get the 250 score medal. Not sure what's causing it.

[Runner Coin]

An endless runner which loops the same three platforms over and over isn't much of an endless runner at all. I'd argue this is more a test of one's patience than anything else.

Ah, well, at least the medals are a nice bonus.

[little man clicker!]

Exactly what it says on the tin - just click the little guy.
Short, but sweet - that ending sunset was pretty cool.

[Maze Horror Game]

A pretty basic maze-game, whose challenge can be completely bypassed by right-clicking. Good to get some quick medals, but it doesn't offer much in the scares department.

Restarting can also be a pain - clicking "Play Again" outside of specific areas will put your cursor over a wall and trigger another game-ending jumpscare.

Overall, an okay first attempt, but nothing special.

[Pico Dress up (Pico Day 2022)]

The Kingdom Hearts and Fella* shirts are a pretty nice touch - alongside the fast-paced pop-punk guitar of "Riffs for Days", they do plenty to enhance the '00s-era throwback vibe. It does seem the track doesn't loop once it finishes, though - that kinda sucks.

As a quick aside, the YouTube link in the sidebar's broken - if you wanna listen on YT, here's a link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgzgAz84HqU

*For anyone lacking context, Fella's the horned(?) guy giving a V sign - he's deviantArt's former mascot back when the site actually mattered

[Madness Killing Interactive]

A simple, short and sweet little Assassin-style throwback.

Personal highlight for me was the "Delete" option - I'm a sucker for meta-jokes.

[It's Just TIC TAC TOE]

This isn't tic-tac-toe, this is something much more avant-garde.
The boss fight at the end was a damn good brainteaser.