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The game's name and the warning that it "will fuck you up" are pretty fitting - those effects are disorienting as shit, especially once it picks up the pace, and the music can get pretty damn distracting once it starts clipping like crazy.

Beyond that, gameplay's about as barebones as it gets. Only thing that held my attention was seeing just how hard the game can try to make me puke.

(Sidenote: Right-clicking immediately kills you, so cheating isn't an option.)

An xkcd strip (http://xkcd.com/724/) turned real, and a pretty solid joke submission.

Visuals are pretty nice, but the guy's acceleration feels a bit stiff.

Jampley-Dev responds:

could you elaborate on the stiff part?

A simple idea, with alright execution. Hit detection on those dots seems a bit wonky, though, and I never saw any need to use the change direction ability.

Eazymode responds:

Appreciate the feedback, regarding the hit detection, I found that its better to increase the hit detection since It felt a little too hard when its on the dot & sometimes even when you truly miss it looks like its bad hit detection since the paddle was moving pretty fast.

What do you think about that, would you rather have it be 100% on the dot?

A cool mix of comedy and horror, even if fending THEM off was far too easy.
Got 33 the first time around, and the score's only that low because I got bored.

Nothing fancy, nothing technical, just good-old fashioned pixelated gory fun, with a whole lotta kill animations (and medals) to revel in.

If you're struggling to find all the kills, you can always use TAB to search for the correct places to shoot.

This isn't a game, this is a public celebration of Flash as a medium and a perfect representation of what Flash Forward represents.
The $250 bonus this got at the inaugural Flash Forward was VERY well deserved.

That claymation's goddamn beautiful, too.

I gotta say, there's something just plain cool about this.

Sure, its essentially an advergame for a random monster truck game that's long since fallen into obscurity (especially given RedLynx is *much* more well known for the Trials games), but its a pretty damn good approximation of a full 3D game made entirely in Adobe Fucking Flash.

That its fun as hell, if a bit janky, definitely helps on the cool factor.

Seems like this is mainly Zelda-themed - working out where all the art came from would require decompiling this in JPEXS, but I suspect its mostly official art from the GBA games.

Gameplay-wise...well, its basically Quick Pic, but with high scores, so I'm just gonna copy-paste my original review:
"Its not particularly original (its essentially just Memory with a time limit), but this was a pretty fun test of my memory and concentration."

Got to level 9 with a score of 19300 when playing this.

An idle game stripped to its barest bones - and, arguably, a pretty good parody of the genre.

Newgrounds is damn good.
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