BlueMonday1984's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Chronicle Bulletin After Story]

This whole thing hit me like a fucking train. Excellent work.

[FIDGET SPINNER XD!!!]

Went in expecting a shitpost, got an existential crisis
10/10, would spiral into despair again

[Reaper Jr.]

A neat little platformer, if a bit too easy.
Main complaint here is that dropping through floors feels a bit abrupt.

JackAstral responds:

Sorry about that, my old flash code for platforming was so sloppy T_T

[Ben Stiller's 3D Tour of Hell]

A fun and silly little shitpost through the nine circles of Hell.
Main complaint's with the mouse controls - trying to look where you want is difficult when you're limited in how far you can move the mouse from side to side.

For anyone looking for the secret poster, get on top of the border wall in Gluttony (there should be a sand dune to let you walk on it) and walk on the border until you find it.

[(Bug fixing) or trying to.]

Well, there isn't much here - just seems to be a basic test program to help you get to grips with the API.
Still, the free medal was nice.
(If anyone reading is looking for it, I got it by typing "50" into the text field).

[Dead Detention After Story]

A pretty damn moving ending to a pretty damn wild ride.

[Push The Box]

A pretty solidly made and creative take on Sokoban.

Undo was pretty slow, but that's my only major complaint.

[Tricky Cow]

Pretty fun game, but Christ this game's a crashfest.

I'm not sure what's going on underneath the hood, but you need to debug the everloving shit out of this.

[Super Bounce Ball]

A somewhat fun idea massively dragged down by slippery physics.

Level 49 in particular is outright impossible because of this. I tried using a walkthrough (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PqMFa-Yn-c), but using it was for naught, given the game's physics pushed me off and killed me if I did land the agonisingly tight timing it demanded.

[Facemaul]

Pretty basic, but pretty damn addicting. I could see something like this at an amusement arcade or two.