BlueMonday1984's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Nyan Cat Fever]

Visuals are pretty nice, even if Nyan Cat can get grating pretty quickly.
Gameplay's a bit of a mixed bag, though.

Identifying enemies you can eat and enemies which can hurt you is like foraging for mushrooms - the ones which will fill you up and the ones which will kill you horribly will often look identical.

[Christmas Tree Dress-Up]

This is exactly what it says on the win - a quick-and-dirty Christmas tree dress-up.
Music's pretty nice, and the visuals have plenty of charm.

[lionel messi castaway 2]

A strange-as-hell block puzzler, with an incoherent theme (sidenote: the author really fucking loves Messi), and a physics system where friction does not exist and Messi has gravity boots.

Also this game serves you more ads than YouTube without adblock - not sure if the dev's still making money off it, but I strongly doubt he is.

[Newgrounds SFW Hentai Quiz]

Short, but sweet, and a pretty nice throwback to Newgrounds' earlier days.

[Myth Runner]

A pretty straightforward, and pretty fun little endless runner. Its essentially just Canabalt with some pop-culture themed power-ups thrown into the mix, but you can't exactly go wrong taking cues from Canabalt.

The Jacob Black transformation is objectively the weakest (Harry Potter and Jaws are both pretty much invincible if you know what you're doing), but I do think he's the most fun - he feels a bit smoother to control than the other two. (Him being the weakest overall was probably deliberate - this was 2011, after all :P)

[Bowling Alley Defense]

A basic idea, executed pretty poorly - the ball is pretty much uncontrollable with how absurdly fast it goes. Slowing down the ball, or allowing the player to move it via arrow keys, would have improved this significantly.

[53xy83457 : Killmas Kard]

Oh Christmas Tree, oh Christmas Tree, its fun to make this fucker bleed...
Simple, straightforward, gory fun, with some pretty creative kills.
Personal favourite goes to the one where he gets skinned - there's nothing like quite literally pouring salt on his wounds.

53xy83457 responds:

That's pretty fucked up.

[Bubble Sky]

A painfully unfun "puzzler" which constantly denies you the tools you need to get through its levels, and which constantly punishes you no matter your skill.

[Jurassic Eggs]

This isn't bad per se, its just painfully boring (due to being way too easy) and gets old very fast. The lack of a working save feature is also a ballache.

[angry blue jack]

This is an Angry Birds clone developed by someone who has zero clue what made Angry Birds so good.
Repetitive as hell (even at only fifteen stages), questionable physics, semi-indestructible pig stand-ins, and indestructible terrain make for a truly godawful experience.