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[Piconjo Sp33ch]

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(God help any dyslexics trying to read this.)

[FANGS]

Okay, I've got a major complaint about keyboard controls - I was expecting keyboard controls to involve using a key to jump (e.g. the spacebar), not putting a button on screen that says "Jump" which doesn't even do anything - I can still click anywhere on the game window to jump.

There's basically zero difference in control schemes.

[Endless Nightmare 2]

You've got a pretty solid top-down shooter here, even if the visuals are a bit basic.

Main complaint I have is swapping weapons - on Firefox, scrolling to swap weapons also scrolls the window, which threw me off a couple times.

AKkingStudio responds:

Fixed the issue, you can now press SHIFT to swap weapons :)

[Gacha Life Dress]

A neat little dress-up title, though only being able to go forward through character options is a hassle.
Another major complaint I have is that choosing what background and pet I want locks me out of changing anything else but colour, meaning I have to reload the tab and start over if I'm not happy.

[Crisscross Shark]

A simple, but fun as hell idea, with cute visuals and pretty solid audio.

[Uber Breakout II]

I remembered playing this quite a bit as a kid, and I can safely say this holds up.

The Breakout-style gameplay is pretty easy to get to grips with, but the wide variety of blocks and powerups provide plenty to spice things up.

If you're looking for a high score, I wish you luck - with how fast balls can get, you're gonna need some deft maneuvering to keep them under control.

[Pack Your Bags]

Easy-as-hell to play, hard-as-hell to master, and addicting as hell as a result.

There may only be a single song to play through, but its an absolute banger that doesn't get old no matter how many times you take a crack at that 95% completion achievement.

[EVISCERATETHISGIRL.COM]

Deeply fucking unsettling. The fourth-wall break halfway through caught me off guard, and the standard ending was a pretty damn effective jumpscare.

[PONG]

A serviceable game of Pong, even if the paddle felt a bit sensitive.

It does seem like the paddle is moved a bit if the ball hits the very edge - I suspect that's an anti-cheese mechanism you put in, since I earned a point every time I pulled it off on the initial serve.