Aalasteir's VA reminded me of that one ExpressVPN ad about Todd's browser history. You know the one.
Also, its not just AS2 that can join in on the Flash Forward fun - thanks to heavy advancements in Ruffle, ActionScript 3 is working pretty damn well.
Anyways, another solid Flash-throwback flavoured shitpost. Keep the Flash Flood going forward, you're doing a good job.