If G0ATFAC3 is Player Two, then who's Player One? Probably doesn't matter now, considering G0AT's come down with a quite literal case of Main Character Syndrome. Excellent work on voice-acting G0AT's rant, Avery - you went above and beyond.
ROM may be mad he didn't notice GL1TCH splitting in twain, but I'm mildly happy I caught on (albeit pretty late). The face from The Goatfloyd Corner is also popping up in the stinger - I feel like I've got a good clue how this is going to end...
Randomly Appearing Man's (RAM's) dialogue tic is pretty unique, swapping I's with hourglasses. The border's also disconcertingly different, having partially rotted away and lost its logo.
Overall, this is damn good - I've seen meta-comedy, and meta-fiction, but I don't think I've ever seen meta-horror.