BlueMonday1984's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Achievement Unlocked 2]

A well-crafted and hilarious parody of achievement systems, DLC and everything in between.

[Blam This Game Too!]

A major step up from the original Blam This Game, with two unique routes and a fair bit more content.

St4rryQueen responds:

This reply totally isn't a hint at a potential third game...

[Blam This Game!]

This was pretty barebones all-around and it does seem somewhat buggy, but this still had a fair bit of entertainment value.

Getting all five medals was pretty easy - the only one I was stumped on was the Blocked Ending, but that was due to me not thinking to click the pop-up you get after the system attempts to hack you.

(I ended up working that out by finding your game on Scratch and opening it in editor view (https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/858461846/editor/), BTW :P)

[awesome calculator]

A pretty good shitpost, if not a particularly effective calculator.

Getting the cantaloupe and cupan medals is a pain (I still haven't gotten them at the time of writing this) (UPDATE: Worked out I had to move the window to get "cupan" - "cantaloupe" still evades me) (UPDATE 2 - Got "cantaloupe" after doing enough calculations).

I also saw you put this in the "Action - Shooter - First Person" genre - I'd recommend swapping that to "Gadgets - Other" sometime.
Congrats on making it to the frontpage.

[Bullet Heaven]

An excellently-made and brutally hard bullet hell shooter.
As expected from Phyrnna, the soundtrack's excellent.

[Monster Book]

Looking at this will bring anyone back to a simpler time.

[Brawl Royale]

A neat, if pretty damn hard, quickdraw title with plenty of personality.

(As of this writing, I'm currently stuck on Natalie - its to be expected of a ninja, but Jesus she's got a fast reaction time)

[Newgrounds in 2019]

A neat look back at Newgrounds circa 2019.

Went back and wrapped up getting all the medals I missed back in '23, decomping the game in JPEXS to do so.

[Hunger Hidden Numbers]

Stark and disturbing, this artpiece is not subtle about the horrific effects of hunger.

[Taxi INC.]

This is just Crab's Farm with a taxi-themed coat of paint.
Same generic, grating music, same borderline-nonexistent gameplay, same dog-slow progression.

Good if you're desperate for medals, but that's about it.