BlueMonday1984's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[awesome calculator]

A pretty good shitpost, if not a particularly effective calculator.

Getting the cantaloupe and cupan medals is a pain (I still haven't gotten them at the time of writing this) (UPDATE: Worked out I had to move the window to get "cupan" - "cantaloupe" still evades me) (UPDATE 2 - Got "cantaloupe" after doing enough calculations).

I also saw you put this in the "Action - Shooter - First Person" genre - I'd recommend swapping that to "Gadgets - Other" sometime.
Congrats on making it to the frontpage.

[Bullet Heaven]

An excellently-made and brutally hard bullet hell shooter.
As expected from Phyrnna, the soundtrack's excellent.

[Monster Book]

Looking at this will bring anyone back to a simpler time.

[Brawl Royale]

A neat, if pretty damn hard, quickdraw title with plenty of personality.

(As of this writing, I'm currently stuck on Natalie - its to be expected of a ninja, but Jesus she's got a fast reaction time)

[Newgrounds in 2019]

A neat look back at Newgrounds circa 2019.

Went back and wrapped up getting all the medals I missed back in '23, decomping the game in JPEXS to do so.

[Hunger Hidden Numbers]

Stark and disturbing, this artpiece is not subtle about the horrific effects of hunger.

[Taxi INC.]

This is just Crab's Farm with a taxi-themed coat of paint.
Same generic, grating music, same borderline-nonexistent gameplay, same dog-slow progression.

Good if you're desperate for medals, but that's about it.

[CookieClickerJam2014]

An alright clicker and an alright homage to a legendary idle game - not much to it, but juggling cash and cookies was pretty interesting.

[Crab's Farm]

An extremely generic idle game, whose sole saving grace is providing easy medals for statwhores.

BGM is grating, interactivity is borderline-nonexistent, and progression is slower than continental drift without an autoclicker.

A particularly egregious fuck-up here is how buildings are bought - rather than click what look like building buttons on the main screen, you have to go into the dedicated "Shop" screen (and suffer a complete stop to crab gaining) to buy them.

[NG Review Game #1]

With only five reviews and no whistle function or ability to restart, this is rather barebones compared to Review Game #2

Still, can't be too harsh on it - without this little Flash, we wouldn't have the Little-Rena we know and love today.

The choice of RyanChampion's Newgrounds Anthem was a solid choice for BGM, even if it didn't loop whatsoever.