BlueMonday1984's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Bullet Audyssey]

With a banger soundtrack, brutally hard bullet hell patterns, simple-but-fun rhythm-based gameplay and addictive upgrade system, this will keep you coming back for more.
One of the best bullet hell games I've played, bar fucking none.

[Don't Shit Your Pants]

A CGA-shaded shitstravaganza, in all the right ways. A simple, but solid piece of toilet humour, which holds up damn well even today.

[Anzu Castle Gracula]

A very damn impressive throwback on all regards - not only to the Castlevania series, but to classic PC gaming.
This feels like something you'd find in the demoscene.

[Tilt Golf (Demo)]

Gotta say, I do like the idea, even in this early state.
Main major complaint is the lack of camera controls - makes it really damn hard to see where the golfball's going, especially with the choice of camera angle you used here

[Help Me Clean My Room!]

A simple, straightforward, and pretty cute little puzzle. I'll admit, I cracked up seeing the girl die the first time around. (Didn't know she was a Pixel Chix reference until another review mentioned it :P)

Really love the scribbly artstyle!

[Jive Machine]

This isn't a game, this is a time capsule of the mid-2000s, in all its awkward, earnest glory.
Rest in peace, Tyler - I may have never known you before now, but your mark on Newgrounds will never be forgotten.

[Losing Sense]

The opening was a bit frustrating, given my relentless blundering, but once I got past that (with help from the walkthrough) I enjoyed this quite a bit.
Loved how you slowly built up to the big revelation, and the suffocating atmosphere you made.

[Newgrounds Wii Art Collab]

My only complaint with this is that it takes an eternity to load.
Beyond that, this was an excellent collab, loaded to the brim with wonderful art.

Fantastically done, all of you!

AlexToolStudio responds:

Probably because there a lot of goodies on here

[Help Me Clean My Kitchen!]

Instructions unclear, destroyed humanity

Cute artstyle, and pretty clever gameplay - heavily reminds me of the Grow series.