BlueMonday1984's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[NO TIME FOR PIZZA]

A simple, silly and surprisingly stressful little test of your ability to work under pressure. Pretty damn fun, I'd say.

Visuals are clean, with a fair bit of charm, and the overall vibe does a good job on the comedy front with a tasteful dose of horror.

EinoRuzgas responds:

THANK U

[Do not break spaghetti]

A very brief shitpost, with some free medals on the side. Does have an odd charm to it, though.

[Donut Dodger]

A pretty barebones, but pretty fun avoider. Difficulty curve seems pretty steep to me - getting to Insane seems damn-nigh impossible.

[TheExtreme Stick Tutorial]

A pretty comprehensive and pretty cool guide to stick animation, with a pair of cool tracks as background music to boot. This may have been intended for the software of its era, but much of it still holds up today.

If you're wondering what the tracks are, Track 1 is "Stupid MF" by Mindless Self Indulgence (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjLVijzJ9SI), and Track 2 is "Madness7" by cheshyre (https://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/81367).

[CLOCKTRIS]

The unique playfields and somewhat unique scoring system did provide some cool twists on the Tetris formula, but they're let down pretty hard by clunky and barebones gameplay (no hard drop/rotate left, awful-feeling soft drop due to a delay before it kicks in, and dog slow line clearing)

[Brick Boiz]

A simple idea, executed pretty damn well, providing plenty of 1-bit arcadey fun.

[Slime 3K Demake]

You did a damn good job squeezing a twin-stick shooter onto an original Game Boy. Impressive demake.

ArcadeHero responds:

Not really an original GB game, it's more GB-like :) Thank you so much!

[Voter Smash V1.0]

A basic, but pretty fun interactive movie - kicking that nerdy-looking blammer's shit in doesn't get old, and the triumphant "Gonna Fly Now" makes beating his ass all the more cathartic.

[Torture Bill Gates]

A crudely-drawn and, in my opinion, rather unimpressive interactive movie - it got repetitive hearing the exact same scream used in multiple kill options.

The main highlight was the frying pan - the buildup to the kill was pretty good, and I burst out laughing at the sight of Bill Gates' cartoonishly flattened face.

The BGM's a nice and jaunty old-timey loop, though it gets repetitive pretty quickly thanks to its short length.

[-Red-]

A dead simple idea, executed to perfection. Redirecting multiple meteors with a single burst of fire feels awesome to pull off, and the highly dynamic physics-based gameplay will keep you coming back for more.

The mysterious-feeling and chillingly good choice of BGM, plus the dark, almost apocalyptic colour scheme go shockingly well with the gameplay - makes it feel like you're protecting yourself from the end of the world.