BlueMonday1984's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Drake Clicker]

Well, there isn't much here to praise/critique - just a bunch of buttons and a meaningless point system.
This isn't really a clicker per se - just a poorly made meme game made to cash in on a feud long after Kendrick's victory.

TincanOfficial responds:

Thanks, I will eventually get to making changes and updating the game. I still went ahead and uploaded it though, also I had made this game months back and just now got around to sharing it.

[Kill Will!]

I gotta say, I find it oddly wild I'm playing something released only six days after I was born. Its also kinda wild to know he'd go from "that rapper who did Men In Black" to "that Hollywood megastar who slapped Chris Rock at the Oscars" (NB: Smith won an Oscar that same night for his role in King Richard)

As for the gameplay itself...its pretty much a glorified shooting gallery. Not really much more I can say about it. Visuals are pretty underwhelming - if you're a gorefiend, this is gonna disappoint. Music's also nothing special - just a basic hip-hop loop that goes for what, five seconds?

[DESTROY: Keanu Reeves]

This hits a lot different nowadays, considering Keanu's one of the most beloved celebs in Hollywood.

This was a bit barebones for my tastes, and pretty damn hard - you fail to shoot Keanu's gun before he gets a shot off, and he'll take off a major chunk of your health. Combine that with his quick movement, and he'll fuck you up like he's John Wick.

BGM's pretty nice - kinda reminds me of the Matrix. (Fitting, I guess.)

[FH Christmas Card 2009]

Feels like I've stumbled across an ancient relic of a bygone time.
Its not much on a technical front - effectively an interactive greeting card - but its got a whole lotta handmade charm going for it.

If you're looking for the secret area, check PKB's message - there's a button at the bottom-right.

[Kill P. Diddy]

Well, there isn't much here to review - just what amounts to an interactive picture of P. Diddy, and a crude decapitation animation.
You're gonna need to put a lot bit more meat on this bone if you want this to pass judgment. If you want my advice, check out "Kill Lola Bunny" (https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/786432) for ideas.

Welcome to Newgrounds - hope to see a sub of yours pass judgment someday.

augustleded responds:

this definitely isn't my first time on newgrounds but it is my first time making a flash game, this on its own took me about an hour. i'll definitely make better ones after this but I just wanted to make something and get it out there

[Ultimate Pie Theft]

The nice and bright visuals make it easy to understand what's going on, and the characters' voicelines add a bit of Weebl charm.

As a Pac-Man clone, its pretty fine. Be warned, though - the ghosts' erratic movement makes this a fair bit tougher than your standard maze game, even if the power pellets provide a speed boost.

[• Dread Chess ✣]

Dark and atmospheric as hell, with a damn good twist on an age-old tabletop game.

[Dino Run]

A dynamic and fantastic Jurassic Flash classic, with secrets aplenty and excellent execution of the elementary.

I remembered having a blast playing this in my school days -
its wonderful to see how its beauty refuses to fade.

The stripped-back soundtrack and lo-fi digital visuals really helped this age gracefully
This aged like fine wine, I claim I can make shamelessly.

(Rhymes aside, real nice work on that guitar soundtrack - its got a primal vibe I quite like)

[Soviet Rocket Giraffe]

This one's less a slow-burn and more a quick-stun,
a blast of skill-based, fast-paced frantic fun.
You aced this, Cooney - very well done.