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Short, sweet, and a lotta silly fun, with solid humour throughout.
The totally-not-a-vampire was the real highlight - that man had determination, I'll give him that.

I gotta say, this hits a lot different these days.
Sure, it might've felt like Newgrounds was the little guy fighting against big bad Kongregate back when this released, but that stopped being the case in 2020 - whilst Newgrounds saw Friday Night Funkin' put the site on its first steps towards a full-fledged renaissance, Kongregate was rendered irrelevant through a one-two punch of game uploads being disabled and the forums shutting down.

Pretty nice play, even if the gameplay's shallow and somewhat frustrating. Ending boss fight was pretty fun, even if it boiled down to a couple QTEs.
Protip: Press UP to go through doorways. This isn't mentioned in-game - don't ask me why.

Also that ending song was hilariously good

Well, this wasn't particularly much - just a quick slideshow and a real short interactive section with a pretty unintuitive control scheme.

The 3D was pretty impressive for its time, and the easy medals are nice, but that isn't enough to save this for me.

A very damn good tribute to a classic series, and a finely done remake of the original. Music slaps, too.

Simple, straightforward, bloody good fun. Pretty damn tough, too - even a bloody Goomba can end a run if you aren't careful.

Not much here to praise/criticise - just a simple lottery based on an RNG call and some clever use of Newgrounds' APIs.

BGM slaps, though. As of this writing, my highest is 903,154,343.

Short, but impressively spooky. You put a lotta atmosphere into this.

Short, straightforward, and so damn cute. Ending did crack me up, too.

Creepy as all hell, amplified greatly by the offputting PS1 visuals.
Only bug I found was the dialog option with the wife popping up twice.

This was a trip down memory lane - seeing all those portals I knew and games I played back in my younger days...it just takes me back.
The music was pretty damn good to listen to, and had an odd sense of nostalgia for me as well, even though I haven't heard it before now.

If anyone's looking for an answer key, I'd recommend checking OneThousandMeeps' dedicated page:
https://onethousandmeeps.newgrounds.com/news/post/1090523

Newgrounds is damn good.
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