BlueMonday1984's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[SUPER FREAKING WEIRD FREAKING BOWLING]

Simple, straightforward, and incredibly goddamn fun.
Main complaint's with the pins - they have a tendency to prop each other up, keeping themselves from going down.

[Statistica]

A cute 8-bit artstyle and a clever statistics-based idea combine to make a truly great puzzle platformer which gets a lot out of its three statistical distributions.

[Egg Simulator]

A fine enough little shitpost.
Took me a bit to crack how to finish the game, but hey, at least the art and music were egg-sellent.

[Ice cream cat!]

Fine enough little timewaster, even if there wasn't much to it.
Main complaint's how long it takes to get to win the game - with each ice cream cone only giving one point (15 if you get a painfully rare golden version), you're gonna be here for what feels like a while if you wanna clean this out.

[I Wuv Coins]

A very barebones, but pretty fun Flash game, with a basic but cute artstyle.
Main concrete complaint I have is my character's sluggish movement.

This feels like it could do with a remake - you've grown a lot as a developer since 2012.

[Strawberry Dodge]

Basic, but pretty fun little avoidance game, with a difficulty curve that ramps up pretty fast. Good to kill a few minutes with.

[OBFUSCATION 100+]

...well it took me a bit to get to grips with this shit, but it was pretty straightforward once I worked out the ropes. Didn't even need any sort of tutorial.

Pretty damn relaxing. Kinda reminds me of Antimatter Dimensions. The fair number of medals is nice too.

WaspVentMan responds:

Glad you enjoyed the game, antimatter dimensions is a pretty big inspiration, I only have a few… thousand… hours in the game :,)

[The Test of Insanity]

Short, but sweet little teaser. Bit easy for my liking, though - I got through most puzzles without breaking a sweat. The main ones where I struggled were the ones which required some lateral thinking.

[DEAD DETENTION #2 (Rescribbled)]

Another fun-as-hell episode from you, but damn, you cranked up the microgame's difficulty in this - I struggled with a few of these.
Also noticed a typo near the opening - you accidentally spelled "to" as "too" whilst Miller was saying "I'm trying to".

EDITED TO ADD: Also, Jesus, that boss microgame's fuckin' brutal on my touchpad - I ended up needing to pull out my autoclicker to beat it.

JackAstral responds:

Thanks :D Fixed- good catch!

[Chris Crocker in Blender]

...oh, jeez, this aged poorly. This aged *horrifically* poorly.

To be entirely fair to Joe, it wasn't public knowledge just what Spears was going through until over a goddamn decade after this released. Far as anyone knew, this was just some random Brittney fan being a nutjob.

Anyways, visuals are okay, but interactivity is pretty much nonexistent. Good as a snapshot of the era, but not much else.