BlueMonday1984's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Vermin Physics Adventures]

This may be a shitpost, but I wouldn't call it a particularly good one.

Control-wise, the lack of arrow-key controls is pretty awkward for my left-handed ass - even more so considering jumping is on space, rather than W.

The double jump's also of virtually no use, due to it providing basically zero lift.

[Pudding]

Well, there's not much here to praise/criticise - just a number, and a pudding you can click to make the number go up...and that's about it.

No upgrade system, no music, nothing else.

[Peppino]

Well, there's not much here to praise/criticise - just a number, and a plant of some description you can click to make the number go up...and that's about it.

No upgrade system, no music, nothing else.

[WOP]

A nicely-done celebration of a truly legendary ass-whooping.

Saucekye responds:

Thank you!

[Close the Popups!]

A basic enough title which offered some quick fun for a few minutes.

Main complaint is that it seems the game keeps running for a bit after clicking on a pop-up and getting a game over.

AproBraindestroyer responds:

Glad you had fun :3 Dunno how to fix that tho but I will try.

[Running Kitty]

A basic endless runner which got boring extremely quickly. Green candles feel unrewarding to grab due to how little cash you get, losing is damn-nigh impossible due to how little cash red candles take, and the audiovisual effects of hitting either get grating very quickly.

This all feels like a zero-effort shitpost in service to a financial grifter who exploited the folk-hero status he got three years ago to run pump-and-dumps in broad fucking daylight.

(Given it seems relevant, I would recommend This Is Financial Advice to anyone tangentially interested in learning more about the GME shitfest that made Roaring Kitty famous: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pYeoZaoWrA)

[Shape Shooter]

Lack of arrow-key controls made playing this feel pretty awkward, as does having to use a virtually nonexistent scroll wheel on my touchpad to switch weapons.

Still, you've clearly got the basics of shmup design down, and I still had some fun playing it.

[The Gatler]

A simple, but fun little platformer(?) which gets a lot out of its central mechanic.

Visuals are pretty spartan, but they don't detract from my enjoyment.

[Appy's Puzzle (DEMO)]

Main complaint's with actually getting the pieces into place - you have to be pretty much dead-on when putting a piece into place or it'll reset back to its original position, making the puzzle much harder to complete than it should be.

Being unable to move the pieces freely is also a pain, especially on the touchpad I'm using - that also gets in the way of puzzle-solving.

AppyMations responds:

Don't worry, I'll use the reset button in the update, just cause.