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Basic, but pretty entertaining.
I am getting all-black models after testing on both Firefox and Chrome, so I suspect the issue's going a bit deeper than simple browser fuckery.

RosieUV responds:

huh, weird.

Short, but goddamn scary.

Simple, but fun. It is held back by some sloppy collision detection (I've frequently died despite having clearly cleared a jump), though.

Aprime responds:

You just need to jump when you're on the base of the strawberry, instead of the side of his head

Neat little timewaster. Medals being worth a shitload of points doesn't hurt, either.
Broccoli does seem a bit OP, though - game basically starts playing itself once you get enough.

Short, and rather barebones on the gameplay, but I can easily forgive both - this isn't about the gameplay, this is a personal reflection of yours.

If you see Garry, tell him he did a good job on the VA.

Visuals are basic, the jump arc's slightly fucked,
but I can forgive it all for a story that hits like a truck.

Neat visuals, but ho-lee shit controlling this guy's hard.

TharosTheDragon responds:

It's because he gets heavier as you sober up

A perfectly fine way to kill half an hour.

A short, but fun platformer, even if the enemy hitboxes are a bit inconsistent.

Main complaint's with the game's stability.

On the achievement front, "Beat level 1!" and "Beat level 3!" needed a second playthrough, and "Beat level 4!" failed to trigger on multiple occasions. On the gameplay front, I had to deal with a lot of crashes.

A bit easy, but fun as hell. Controls are still somewhat stiff, but being able to move diagonally is a massive upgrade.

Newgrounds is damn good.
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