BlueMonday1984's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Vermin Physics Adventures]

This may be a shitpost, but I wouldn't call it a particularly good one.

Control-wise, the lack of arrow-key controls is pretty awkward for my left-handed ass - even more so considering jumping is on space, rather than W.

The double jump's also of virtually no use, due to it providing basically zero lift.

[Pudding]

Well, there's not much here to praise/criticise - just a number, and a pudding you can click to make the number go up...and that's about it.

No upgrade system, no music, nothing else.

[Peppino]

Well, there's not much here to praise/criticise - just a number, and a plant of some description you can click to make the number go up...and that's about it.

No upgrade system, no music, nothing else.

[WOP]

A nicely-done celebration of a truly legendary ass-whooping.

Saucekye responds:

Thank you!

[Close the Popups!]

A basic enough title which offered some quick fun for a few minutes.

Main complaint is that it seems the game keeps running for a bit after clicking on a pop-up and getting a game over.

AproBraindestroyer responds:

Glad you had fun :3 Dunno how to fix that tho but I will try.

[Running Kitty]

A basic endless runner which got boring extremely quickly. Green candles feel unrewarding to grab due to how little cash you get, losing is damn-nigh impossible due to how little cash red candles take, and the audiovisual effects of hitting either get grating very quickly.

This all feels like a zero-effort shitpost in service to a financial grifter who exploited the folk-hero status he got three years ago to run pump-and-dumps in broad fucking daylight.

(Given it seems relevant, I would recommend This Is Financial Advice to anyone tangentially interested in learning more about the GME shitfest that made Roaring Kitty famous: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pYeoZaoWrA)

[Shape Shooter]

Lack of arrow-key controls made playing this feel pretty awkward, as does having to use a virtually nonexistent scroll wheel on my touchpad to switch weapons.

Still, you've clearly got the basics of shmup design down, and I still had some fun playing it.

[The Gatler]

A simple, but fun little platformer(?) which gets a lot out of its central mechanic.

Visuals are pretty spartan, but they don't detract from my enjoyment.