BlueMonday1984's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Bagels and a big rubber duck]

Basic, but pretty entertaining.
I am getting all-black models after testing on both Firefox and Chrome, so I suspect the issue's going a bit deeper than simple browser fuckery.

RosieUV responds:

huh, weird.

[3B]

Simple, but fun. It is held back by some sloppy collision detection (I've frequently died despite having clearly cleared a jump), though.

Aprime responds:

You just need to jump when you're on the base of the strawberry, instead of the side of his head

[~Strange Thoughts~]

Neat visuals, but ho-lee shit controlling this guy's hard.

TharosTheDragon responds:

It's because he gets heavier as you sober up

[[KK] rouge-bat fart snorter Survivor]

If you want to get the 100 medal points and get the fuck out, here's a quick tip:
Shove Knuckles in the left corner of the screen, he can't get hit by turds there.

[How to follow me on newgrounds 2]

Free medals are always nice.

You could've been a bit clearer about the bonus game requiring the arrow keys rather than the mouse though, and the controls felt a bit wonky.

Ant responds:

i'll make sure to tell 14 year old ant to do that

[Chompy]

That epilepsy warning is not lying. This game will kill epileptics on sight.

Controls also felt oddly stiff and difficult to use, with the ledgegrab frequently going off when I didn't want it to.

On the bright side, the BGM fucking slaps and there's plenty of medals (shockingly easy ones, too - the gold times are pretty generous).

Guy-Unger responds:

ruffle creates some weird noise that isn't supposed to be there haha, thats probably what makes it look way more epilepsy inducing. i could disable ruffle support or try to remove it, but since its playable im just leaving it like this, hoping itll get fixed by ruffle eventually

[Reaper Jr.]

A neat little platformer, if a bit too easy.
Main complaint here is that dropping through floors feels a bit abrupt.

JackAstral responds:

Sorry about that, my old flash code for platforming was so sloppy T_T

[A Dress Up Game]

Pretty clever play on the phrase "dress up game".

Medals were also pretty easy to get - whilst I did break out JPEXS to work out what items would get me "Tank You" and "Good Eye", that was probably unnecessary in retrospect.

Cyberdevil responds:

Tank you! :3

Hehe, I like to leave a clue in the medal names too, though if you end up going through some of my older stuff I imagine JPEXS will be all the more handy!

[Convey]

Lot of funny dialogue in this one, and a solid challenge as well.

Zanzlanz responds:

Hey thanks! I'm glad the dialog hit, it was an unusual element for me to tackle

Congratulations on completing it!

[Windowz XP 2012 Professional]

A pretty damn funny throwback to the XP era of Windows - arguably, a "warts and all" throwback.

Kolumbo responds:

thank you!!!!
theres no warts on the real xp tho